Men are smarter than women because...

We know if we drive around long enough we'll have to get gas anyway. We'll just ask for directions then.

We know every option on our remote control.

We have sports schedules memorized.

We can cook outside on a fire.

We don't need an "underwear drawer".

We know that a "four letter" word can show our emotions.

We know who wears the pants in our family even if we won't admit it.

We know we're not pretty, and we're not afraid to show it.

We can lift heavy things and squish bugs... Well, most of us can.

We can do math in our heads. (It doesn't have to be right, close is good.)

We know that we can get another year of wear from our pants just by lowering our belt line.

We know "ALL" about tools. (A dime makes a good screwdriver. A screwdriver makes a good prybar. A prybar makes a good hammer. A hammer is always better if it's BIG. Who needs wrenches? We've got "Vice-Grips". Duct tape fixes everything and makes a great bandage if you use a small piece of t-shirt as the absorbent center.)

I'm a man. I know these things. More to come.

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