The-Satirist

Satire Shorts

This is Where I will be putting my "Short Thoughts". Such as satirical one liners, and short bits that aren't long enough for their own page.

If evolution were true, how come we still have toes?

Stuff like that. More to come.

7-26-2004

Genius can be recreated - Stupidity is irreplaceable.

3-17-2004 (Reader Submission)

"I just heard a beer ad on the radio. At the end of it they placed the statement "Drink Responsibly"... It occurred to me that although I try to "Drink Responsibly", When I get drunk, my idea of "Responsibility" changes!" (See Reader Submissions for credits)

3-15-2004

Have you ever noticed that all the meat in the grocery stores is from animals that are known to not fight back? You NEVER see any specials on ground LION for $1.29 a pound.



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