The-Satirist

Procrastinators Resignation

Dear Sir(s),

Please accept this letter as the official notice of my resignation. I'm not a stupid man, and since I have no other prospects I will not set a date for the termination of my employment with you as I do not wish to be without some form of compensation. Just know that sooner or later, probably later than sooner, it will happen.

I feel that I need to follow my dreams and do the type of work that will allow my true talents to flourish:Therefore, when I am quite certain that I can make a good living doing what I truly love, and know I do well, I'll be leaving.

I have not been actively pursuing employment in my new chosen field as I am somewhat lacking in confidence and am also unsure of where to begin. If you know of anyone who would pay me for my talents I would greatly appreciate it if you would suggest they contact me with an offer.

Sincerely,

Your dedicated employee

P.S. I would also appreciate a generous severance package.

 

Download the pdf file, print it out and give it to your boss in the morning as if it's a real letter of resignation. I think everyone will have a great laugh.





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