Introduction

     Thank you for taking the time to read the introduction to The New Redneck Advisor. I would like to start off by stating that I'm a long time redneck, having grown up on a farm in West Georgia, and having spent most of my life so far, in the south. Therefore I consider myself somewhat of an expert in the redneck lifestyle. The floor in my house is carpetted with old refrigerator boxes from the local appliance store. My mailbox is really an old Folgers coffee can nailed to a post near the road. My wife is a real catch, she still has all the teeth that she had when we first met last year. I accidently killed my favorite rooster when I fell on it by tripping over my old dog while getting out of bed. My wife cooks dinner outside every day thanks to that hole in the roof that I'll fix when I get to it.

   As you can probably tell by now, I'm dedicated to living a redneck lifestyle.

   I am also prepared to share with the world just how important it is to be able to mingle with everyone, and still maintain the proper amount of redneck to sustain true happiness.

   I have lived in almost every region of America, and have found to my amazement, that true rednecks come from all over, not just the south. They hail from as far north as Minnesota, as far east as Maine, and as far west as Alaska. So don't be surprised or offended if someone calls you a "Redneck"... Be proud that you can be called one of the elite. Enjoy the rest of the site.

Disclaimer: This is a HUMOR site. Nothing on these pages is serious. All names are fictitious. No reference to real people living or dead is intended. Any reference to real people is coincidental and not to be taken seriously.