Table of Contents

Satire

Southern Magnetism

Church Clearance

My Online Resume'

Easter Arrest Log

Bubba's Nascar Page

PeTA Ad Campaign

My Bid for Office

Men are smarter

Campaign Slogans

Going out of Business

The Metro Shelter

Satirical shorts

Reader Submissions

The Redneck Advisor

Fiction

My weather balloon

Commentary

Soldiers, Death, and the Pope

The Greatest Gift

Sodomizing the Enemy

Notices